Princess Diary: Mommy lies

Mommy lied to me the other day when we were talking about how babies are made. She made up a story that is really gross and disgusting. It's so gross that I can't even tell you about it because it might make you throw up everywhere or make your eyeballs pop out. Which isn't even as gross as the story Mommy told me. I wonder why she didn't tell me the truth? Did she make up this gross story to hide what really happens? I thought that Mommy swallowed the seeds but everyone laughed when I said that so although it's a fun joke to tell when everyone is hanging out, I don't think that's true either. Sigh. Maybe someday I will know the truth. I really want to tell you what she said but it's really just so gross that you will be sad I said it and then you won't be able to eat anything for a whole year.