G Diary: Food Fairness

My Mom tricks me every single night. She gets me all set up with my dinner and I will be munching away, and then I look over and see HER dinner and IT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE! Tonight, for example, she served me udon noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, purple cabbage and carrots. Sounds great, right? Well let me just tell you what SHE brought over in HER plate! Udon noodles, broccoli, mushrooms, purple cabbage and carrots!! I mean, does she think I won't notice?? So, every night as soon as she sits down, I just gotta get up and sit in her lap so I can try some. Maybe one of these nights she will catch on and we can all eat the same things together, but until then, my fingers are gonna be all up in her plate and she only has herself to blame.