G Diary: Sister Love

It's really nice that my sisters love me. It is. But really, and I hate to complain, do they have to love me SO much? When the big one kisses me, she actually sucks my cheek into her mouth. Literally. I can feel my face being pulled into that black hole of a mouth and all I can hear is Sluuuuurrrrpp then POP which is my cheek escaping and slamming back onto my face. Plus, she does it a bunch of times in a row! So it's Sluuuurrrppp POP! Sluuuuurrrrpppp POP! Sluuuuuurrrrpppp POP! Until my face feels like it's a rubber band. The worst part is, I can't do anything about it! I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to make babies unable to speak at birth, but it sucks. Sorry Mom, I know you were hoping for otherwise, but I'm pretty sure my first word is going to be, "STOP!"